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FRESH OFF THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE |
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Written by Julie
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Friday, 25 January 2008 |
THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE
From Boca JewTon Florida.
Moderated by MSNBC – The official transcript
MODERATOR: Good evening, we give you all an opening statement.
GULLIANI—argg ehem argg ehem well, let me begin by thanking the American public for having us here tonight and fuck Hillary that bitch
PAUL – arrg ehem arrg ehem I also want to thank the great American people and let me say Hillary Clinton is such a cunt thinking she can be president.
ROMNEY – arrrg ehem arrg ehem first off let me say that we are all so grateful to the American people and I just want to say Hillary Clinton has a stinky vagina.
HUCKABEE – arrrg ehem arrg ehem., Well I want to Say Good evening, god bless you, and if you’ll allow me to say ----- even though you like stickin your dick in a pussy, that doesn’t make the pussy President. Hillary is whore. Praise the lord.
MCCAIN – Good evening. I also want to say hello, and my friends, here’s some straight talk. Hillary is a fucking bitch. I hate her. We all do.
PART 2:
CANDIDATES ASK EACHOTHER QUESTIONS
ROMNEY – ( to Guilliani) Arrrge Ehem, How are we gonna make sure to keep the chinks poor and keep em making our shoes and not the other way around?
GULIANI – (answer) Arrrg, Ehem, China makes great cheap shit., this is why we need to keep free trade. And since their economy is growing, let’s sell them a bunch of crap back. We all know that the reason we owe money to China is because of that cunt Whore Hillary Clinton. Thank you.
MCCAIN: ( to Huckabee) How do you answer criticism of the fair tax?
HUCKABEE: Arrrg., Ehhem…Well, John the IRS sucks, and frankly us rich people are tired of paying any taxes. We know that the middle class and poor people pay the most in taxes but fuck them in the a hole. And also a follow up to that, we all know the reason for any taxes in this country is because of that Bitch Hillary Clinton.
HUCKABEE ( to ROMNEY ) Arrrg, eheem, Mr. Romney how can you be for the 2nd amendment, and The Brady Bill, when you supported a ban on so called and I say So called “assault” rifles…Are you not for people like me, who love a good killing? Whether that be for killing animals or hunting gays and Hillary Clinton? For the lord of course.
ROMNEY: Arrrg, Ehem I support guns. I love Guns. Guns rock. I have guns. All my kids have guns. I am wearing a gun right now. I want more people to have guns. Guns for everyone. Kids should have guns. Praise Guns. Whoever wants guns should have one or 2 or 5 whatever! You know what’s great about guns? GUNS.
MODERATOR: ( to Guilliani) Knowing that our environment is in crisis, and Knowing that green house gases are seriously degrading our environment, -- You’re against a mandatory cap on green house gases why?
GUILLIANI: Arrrg Ehem, Cause I’ll be dead in 50 years so who gives a shit about the environment, fuck all of you. Let’s get rich now. Once your dead, you can’t spend money and who cares about green house bullshits.
PART 3
MISCELLANIOUS QUESTIONS
MODERATOR: (To Guilliani )– You’re poll ratings suck why do you think that is?
GUILLIANI: Clearly its because of that evil witch Hillary Clinton, she has cast an evil Vagina spell on me, and my campaign, and all of us are making sure that we have a an anti Hillary vagina witch blanket over us at all times.
MODERATOR: (to Mccain) How are you gonna rally people around your campaign, and get them to support you and your record.
MCCAIN: I’m proud to be a conservative. I hate as much as the next republican. Don’t think I don’t. I may not agree with every little thing the republicans do, but you can bet your sweet ass, that I haven’t lost one bit of hate and loathing for the poor, women, gays, minorities , immigrants and that fucking evil vagina with teeth – Hillary Clinton.
MODERATOR: ( to Romney) How would you run against Hillary and Bill Clinton?
ROMNEY: Arrrg Ehem, Arrrge Ehem, . DO we want a president or The X President and his wife? She’s such a fucking bitch asshole. She doesn’t know what the hell she is talking about. What woman does? Let me count…none. Her approach to everything is basically a bag of stupid. She is exactly what’s wrong in Washington, she is Washington to the core, the last thing America needs are the Clintons back in Washington, why would you want unemployment to go down? Why would you want the rest of the world to respect us? Why would we want universal healthcare? Why would we want an x president hanging around and working with the other x president Bush on their “peace tour”, really meaning them sitting around playing Wii. The Clintons should never go back to Washington, Washington is broken, and even though its broken because of George W Bush, its actually broken because of Hillary Clinton, she’s such a Bitch.
ENDING STATEMENTS
MODERATOR: Sen. McCain -- , Chuck Norris said that you’re too old to run for office, He basically did a sort of Karate action star crazy math to illustrate his point. He took out his crazy calculator and calculated how old you’d be in 4 years….
(Piece of the quote ---“If John takes over the presidency at 72 and he ages 3-to-1, how old will he be in four years? Eighty-four years old — and can he handle that kind of pressure in that job?" Norris said, as Huckabee looked on.”)
SIDENOTE --- A person who becomes president apparently ages differently than the rest of the human race.
MCCAIN: I’m not too old. I’m 72 years young. Chuck Norris is a douchebag – and I’m pretty sure he’s not even a real person, but Hillary Clinton wearing a Chuck Norris Skin Costume.
MODERATOR: MR. Guilliani, the NY times, calls you a Narrow minded, Arrogant, Mean leader. How do you respond to that?
GULLIANI: people call me mean, just because I cleaned up crime, got rid of the homeless, and the drug dealers, and made NY look more like the white republican haven it should be,…We forget that the reason NY had any issues at all was because of Hillary Clinton.
MODERATOR: The NY time says you change your position with the wind and you’re the most disliked among the 5.
ROMNEY –Arrrg Ehem, well, Tim what I have to say to that is of simple, I have fought tooth and nail against gay marriage, and why does my state have gay marriage now? because of Hillary Bitchton.
MODERATOR: ( TO McCain) Do you have a bad temper:?
MCCAIN: Arrrrg, Ehemm, Fuck you Bitch! I don’t have an anger problem. Dick. What in the hell are you talking about? Who have you been speaking to? Who was it Marjorie form the office? That little slut? Was it William the faggot? They don’t know what the hell theyre talking about. They don’t know me. No one KNOWS ME!!!Arrrg Eheeem, But please indulge me, I love Guilliani.
MODERATOR: ( to Huckabee) This is from Chester P. Hillary Clinton, of JewGate Florida. Your use of faith gave him a queasy feeling. – Can you speak to that?
HUCKABEE: Well that’s his problem. I don’t need to look at polls to tell me how to make up my mind, I have my faith. I wont force my faith on people, I wont use faith as a political tool, but if you think I won’t use my faith as a political tool, or force it on other people, then you’re gonna have to vote for someone else. Hillary is an evil devil witch whore from hell.
MODERATOR: (to Ron Paul) People are afraid you’ll start a 3rd party, or hurt the republican party, how can you answer to that?
PAUL: Maybe. If The republicans would stop being assholes, then we wont have a PROBLEM, lets get back to real conservatism and not lose track or focus on the real issues and the true real conservative belief that Hillary Clinton is the reason for every issue and problem we face today.
EVERYONE: Arrrg Eheem Arrrg Arrrrr Eheem Arrg, Hear Hear!!!
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Written by Julie
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Friday, 25 January 2008 |
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What in the sweet hell is Pork Barrel Spending?
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OBAMAS DIRECT REPUBLICAN QUOTE |
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Written by Administrator
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Tuesday, 22 January 2008 |
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At the Democratic Debate the other night Obama BLASTED Hillary for
skewing his words and twisting what he said about Republicans. Here is
the qoute, exactly as he said it. Pretty murky I think. I think it's
fair to say Obama is tryin to please everyone-- he calls out Reagan -
the Beloved Republican Shitbag, who ignored AIDS, and I'm pretty sure
used Poor people as Rugs, and Then calls out Kennedy -- to appease the
progressive loving liberals and democrats. AND THEN at the end, says
the republican ideas have now gone bad...
No one's hands are clean, we know, The Clintons, no one, and nothing is
black and white - (except this campaign) But come on. As far as I'm
concerned - and I don't care how rich you got in 80's Regan is a
scumbag and the republican ideals of hate can suck my dick.(s) Too
much?
OBAMA QOUTE RE: REPUBLICANS ----
Lifted from
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/01/following_last_nights_debate_i.html
I don’t want to present myself as some sort of singular figure. I think
part of what’s different are the times. I do think that for example the
1980 was different.
I think Ronald Reagan changed the trajectory of America in a way that
Richard Nixon did not and in a way that Bill Clinton did not. He put us
on a fundamentally different path because the country was ready for it.
I think they felt like with all the excesses of the 1960s and 1970s
and government had grown and grown but there wasn’t much sense of
accountability in terms of how it was operating. I think people, he
just tapped into what people were already feeling, which was we want
clarity we want optimism, we want a return to that sense of dynamism
and entrepreneurship that had been missing.
I think Kennedy, twenty years earlier, moved the country in a
fundamentally different direction. So I think a lot of it just has to
do with the times.
I think we’re in one of those times right now. Where people feel
like things as they are going aren’t working. We’re bogged down in the
same arguments that we’ve been having, and they’re not useful.
And, you know, the Republican approach, I think, has played itself out.
I think it’s fair to say the Republicans were the party of ideas for
a pretty long chunk of time there over the last ten, fifteen years, in
the sense that they were challenging conventional wisdom.
IN OTHER WORDS -- JUST MY PERCEPTION
Republicans you were cool, and can be cool again.
Democrats, you lost your way too - but can be found again
I am the one to bring us together. How? I dont know. But come on
dudes, let's all see that were all cool. I'm the only one giving props
to the republicans, that way independents and republicans will vote for
me, knowing how much they hate The Clintons, So come on. You guys are
ok, I can be your pal. Give me some love. Do you need a massage? or a
lollipop?
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Written by Julie
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Tuesday, 22 January 2008 |
Here is a Direct Transcript from the latest Democratic Debate. -- At The National Black Caucas - Moderated by Wolf Blitzer.
OBAMA: Whine Whine Whaa whaa Change Change not politics Usual. I have no policies.
EDWARDS: WHine Whine Whaa Whaa I'm from the South. My father worked in the mill. I know The American people.
CLINTON Whine Whine Whaa WHaa - I have 35 years of experience, People have ganged up on me for 16 years. Now I am goin to twist Obama's Words about republicans.
OBAMA: Whine whine, waa waa... Stop politics as usual. The Clintons are being mean to me. They're twisting my words, now I am goin to twist theirs and pretend that I'm not and then yell at them for doing what I'm doing but make it look like they're the only ones doing it. Stop politics as usual, whoops, here's another arrogant stab at The Clintons, and how Hillary worked for Greedy corporations, oh wait but so did I...but stop politics as usual.
CLINTON: Whine whine , waa waa- Barack you have 132 passed votes, why wont you illustrate your policies? My husband and I are not the same person, when will you assholes see that?
EDWARDS: whine whine waaa waaa HELLO! I'm here too. I'm here too! I understand black people, cause My father worked in the mill.
OBAMA: Whine whine, waa waa, harumph you people are so below me. Let's not make this campaign about gender and race, just remember I'm black, and my experience being black will bring the country together. I am also a shapeshifter and can ammend how I act depending on my audience. The Clintons are up my ass.
CLINTON:Whiney Whines, waaa waaa, God Damn you Barack, I would have this in the bag if your handsome -ness would have just stayed in the Senate. Why do you taunt me.? Politics is politics, deal with it. OH by the way guess what? Your standing on the same stage as I am, funny isn't it? You can't just change something by saying the word change.
EDWARDS: Whine whine, I'm handsome too. My haircut Costs 350.00. I want to change things too, But again, Let's stop poverty, and stop corporate greed. and Cut the shit Obams, you twist our words too, so get off your shitbull.
CLINTON: whine whine waa waa This race is completely about race and gender, and religion! Thanks for bringing that up you dick. I'm a woman.
OBAMA: whine whine...waa.waa...I'm black and religious. I believe in christ. Now, stop politics as usual. Change now. Christ. Me. I believe. Remember that. Religion. me.
EDWARDS: Whine whine I like religion too. I love religion. I know religion, cause my father worked in the mill. The MILL.
CLINTON: Whine whine waa waa – What? Relig? What? Are we taking a break yet?
(WOLF BLITZER) We will now be taking a quick break, we will remind the candidates that this is a political campaign, and their constant whining and fake calls for change are waring thin. We will remind them to just answer the questions about their policies, and try not act like 3 year olds. We hope you'll keep watching and try not to lose all hope in the world - while vomiting all over your TV -- and remember if you can lift your head up --- the republicans will be here next week. You think it's bad now, wait till the disgraceful Hate One upping Jesus- deluxe talk starts. )
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