MORE CAUCASES…MORE CAUCUCASES….MORE CACACASEZ.
More Coverage of the Election. By The fully one sided and zero journalistic credit of Julie Goldman.
Today’s Headline:
MIKE HUCKABEE IS STILL HANGING ON – BY THE GRACE OF JEEZ.
The Republican party has basically elected it’s Nominee in John McCain, however there is a hoopla among true conservatives who feel he is too liberal on Social Issues and The Economy. And So Huckabee hangs on and hangs on, and wins a couple of cacasez while promoting his Conservative Christian agenda and vying for Vice President. In a statement the other day, President Bush, wants to make sure we don’t forget it.
Yes. President Bush made a statement to remember we have another conservative candidate in Mike Huckabee. McCain is ok, but he doesn’t nearly hate the same amount as in volume of people.
President Bush, His Administration and apparently half the country have given statements. IN the Delegates and Votes being split between McCain and all the other guys, The Republicans are as confused as Democrats are about what kind of change they really want.
We here at Julie Goldman.com have sent out a survey to ask people about the election and here are some responses.
IS MCCAIN CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH?
John from Sarrasota Florida:
Mccain Is ok. He was a war hero and was stuck in Hole by dirty Nammies, That’s cool. I also heard he killed a few of em, but others have killed more. I believe Huckabee would end the 1st amendment and make it easier for me to kill. I love killin. Especially faggots.
Vice President Cheney
McCain is a smart, and aggressive leader. Just the way I like em. He is a little pansy on social issues which does not bode well for the country. We need a conservative from head to toe, one that though I love my daughter, would’ve sterilized her, and made it so she cant breed. I think Huckabee is a valid candidate for that. My hope is McCain/Huckabee ticket. Imagine the possibilities. Ou Ow Oooh no, My Heart . My pig heart is exploding…Johnny, Call My Dr. We need another Pig Heart. What? I don’t have a Pig heart? This is my actual heart?!!! ---Uhhrhrhhrhhhh…..Oooh Ow ..god damnit.
Mary Cheney
As a Registered Republican and conservative. Though I think gays should have rights, I don’t really, REALLY feel passionately about it. The truth is I don’t really have actual feelings. Actual feelings belong to liberals, and we know where that’s gotten us. Civil rights, Women’s right to Vote, PETA. IF we want real change we need to vote for whoever the nominee is, and it doesn’t matter to me which one it is as long as it’s a republican. I mean come one, if Hitler were a republican would I vote for him….( she takes a moment, smiles) Of Course.
MIKE HUCKABEE
I am the only true conservative. I believe Jesus is going to come back to town, kill all the sinners, and take us wholesome, gun toting, Baby killer killers, peaceful haters, up to heaven where we will live forever with our Lord almighty. I believe it’s time to bring Government back to God, where it belongs, and make sure every single person in this World, will believe and if they don’t I will enact the “2nd Amendment non believer bill” where we can kill all of those who do not. THAT is a true American. We need stronger borders so no one can come here, we will bomb Iran and all of The Middle East, and we will, like Rome Conquer the world with God On Our side, Like Spain, Bring the true religion to it’s people.
QUESTION: Governor, you do know that Rome Fell due to it’s hubris and stretched out Military rule? And are you referring to the Spanish Inquisition?
Huckabee
THAT is a myth. Like Evolution. And Women’s rights. Now, bring me a bible and my gun.
CONDOLEEZA RICE
I am not endorsing any candidate at the moment. And frankly when my job is done I am going to fuck so many women my lips are going to explode. I can’t take one more second. Yea, I fucked Bush. So what?. We were drunk, I was exploring. Who are you to judge!
Tammi from Kansas
McCain is a true American Hero. He will be a wonderful president. I don’t believe any of the lies about his anger problems and his eradic behavior. That’s all spin. I am going on his record. He has gone back and forth back and forth, on everyting not really standing for anything clearly except for war. That is the kind of Man we need leading the world.
KYLE – White House Intern
Are you recording this? No? Please. Help. Me. Please. Get me out of here. It’s like a crazy ward on Planet crazy.
MORE TO COME….AS ANSWERS KEEP COMING IN.
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