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MCCAIN'S FLORIDA VICTORY SPEECH |
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Written by Julie
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Sunday, 03 February 2008 |
MCCAIN’S FLORIDA VICTORY SPEECH
( a little late but we had the dream team debate to cover)
NOTE: In Bold are actual quotes.
MCCAIN:
“Thank you, thank you Florida Republicans for taking a former Florida Resident across the finish line first, as in I have been reminded lately an all Republican primary," in Florida where I am from where we are now, where my friends, when you go home later you will still be.
“My friends, I’ve always loved this state from the time I was a young Air Pilot in Pensacola”… to the time I got drunk in Hooters last week. Florida is where Oranges come from. It is also the state where President Bush stole his Presidency. This state has a lot going for it. Thank you my friends, for being my friends in Florida. I have so much to thank you for.
“Most of all I’ve always been indebted to my friends in Orange Park. While I was away on a longer than expected tour of duty”…, Captured up in gook hole -- they watched my family and prayed I wouldn’t return insane and filled with feelings of retaliation, for which I say to them – Are you fucking kidding me? I was in a HOLE – TORTURED. You think I’m not gonna bring that shit down on any piece of shit human animal tries to fuck with me?! I don’t think so. I say LET the killin keep on keeping on. I’ve got an itchy trigger finger and a head filled with snakes. But, Let’s not worry of such things, my friends,
Our victory may not be a big victory”.. as That Cunt -- Hilary is kicking my ass, ..”but its still sweet nonetheless.
“I am grateful for all of my supporters. Thank you so much, and thank you to the great Governor of Florida Charlie Crist”, which sounds like Christ.
“MY friends, Senator Mel Martinez”…, a Spaniard or Latino, I don’t know which, see I can get them too. “Congress WOMAN”.. Lady Woman, Whatever her name is, See Women like me too, and the other Latinos, ..”and Jerrel Davis” Who I think Is Black and if he’s not his name sounds like he is, which will make you think he is, and then you’ll see I can get the Minorities too.
“Plus I wan to thank my family”…, my hot wife Cindy, My daughter and son, “and my other kids with the” X old bag wife who aren’t here, because of my anger problems, and their complete hatred of my very being.
“I’d like to thank the other candidates”…., Mitt who almost won but didn’t and don’t forget it, Mike Huckabee who is a lot of fun and my good pal Rudy who’s gonna endorse me and push this whole bitch over the edge. I wanna overly state my thank you’s to the foreign sounding named people, I want to act sincere about thanking the other candidates so you can see how the republicans are all about camaraderie, and friendship, not bitchdom and Black sounding talk. And Most of all I want to pretend to be humbled and prove to you that my sincerity is for your well being, and my earnest urgent frank talk is for this country’s best interest. NOW, where are the guns for me to do some revenge killing. ??
“I am goin to be the nominee of this party! “
“When I left the navy I enlisted as a foot soldier in the republican conservative movement”., CONSERVATIVE. BTW…With Reagan. Who Republicans view as a god. Who I would have man sex with in a bathroom, or a bed, or anywhere to prove my Republican Conservative Love for that God Man. His Penis is made of Republican Conservative Chocolate and I’m feeling Hungry. Too Bad he’s dead.
“The American people Don’t want a government”… up their shit, “they want a government to back off, which is why I am a CONSERVATIVE”… and will make sure you lose as many rights as possible so in the end you cant do anything. At the end of the day Smaller Government means Larger Government. We’ll cut taxes for the rich and strip you of any thoughts or opinions you think you’re allowed to have. With a Smaller Government, meaning a Larger Government, we will come together with Churches, and finally become a fundamentalist Christian Homeland, where religious views are tolerated meaning they are not tolerated at all and if you are an atheist well, You’ll be deported to Atheist land, which is called San Francisco, which will be cut off during my 3rd year as President.
“Our major priority is the safety of this country”. We need a huge military and enough guns to annihilate the planet in order to attain freedom.
“We believe Government should only do those things we can’t do for our selves”. – and then get out of the way, so the best most awesomest people ever created in the creation of the world can keep fucking it up and raping it till the sun burns the earth and we kill eachother so no ones left.
“I intend to make my stand on republican principles”. Principles are so important.
“And I will fight against any of the democratic party nominees, most importantly I promise you I will always put America her strength, her ideals, her future before any other consideration…” In fact we won’t have any considerations. Considerations are for Faggots and Pro Choice Feminazis. “Tonight my friends we celebrate and tomorrow its back to work. “
“We have a ways to go but we are getting close. And for that you all have my profound thanks, and god bless you..”, and god bless America, and god bless, Americans, and god bless American made Americans, and may god bless Florida, and may god bless himself but only if he happens to be floating by America, May god bless Blessings, and God Bless American Blessings and Blessings made by America. Remember God is only for America and Blessings were made by God For America OH so many years ago with our founding fathers.
Thank you.
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DAMNED IF THEY DO. DAMNED IF THEY DON'T BASH EACHOTHER |
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Written by Julie
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Friday, 01 February 2008 |
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DAMNED IF THEY DO
DAMNED IF THEY DON’T – BASH EACHOTHER.
Here is a brief look at some comments made by CNN reporters after the Democratic Debate between Clinton and Obama.
VARIOUS SNIPPETS FROM REPORTERS:
I have left their names out as really they're all one person.
And thank you for tuning in to CNN, let's see what The Best Political team on Television has to say! Let's listen in:
BORING.
They didn’t even yell at eachother.
WHAT The F? Hillary was like, Calm, and Not a fucking Bitch.
BORING.
Why didn’t they fight?
Why didn’t they yell at eachother. ?
Obama Showed himself to be Presidential, and well spoken, and once again talked around policy and people love it.
Clinton is ahead and but Obama is catching up because people hate that fucking bitch, come on, He is totally gonna win. Everyone loves him.
Now, I don’t know about that, Clinton is ahead cause people are stupid, and are just used to The Clintons.
BORING
I was expecting some tough talk and all we got was policy and a unified front against republicans. Pleh.
SNORING
GOD! When they were bashing eachother we had lots to talk about, but now they’re not, I don’t know what to do.! WHat? Policy? I dont know anything about their policies! I just comment on their behavior.
I watched a re run of American Idol.
I turned it off and talked to my wife. That’s how bad it was.
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What Am I supposed to do with that? If they act like that The Republicans are goin to win.
Does anyone want a slice? I'm stuffed.
AND thank you for tuning in, we're gonna take a quick break and come back and make up some more shit about these 2 candidates who actually had something to say but what do we care?
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DAMNED IF THEY DO. DAMNED IF THEY DON'T BASH EACHOTHER. |
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Written by Julie
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Friday, 01 February 2008 |
DAMNED IF THEY DO
DAMNED IF THEY DON’T – BASH EACHOTHER.
Here is a brief look at some comments made by CNN reporters after the Democratic Debate between Clinton and Obama.
VARIOUS SNIPPETS FROM REPORTERS:
BORING.
They didn’t even yell at eachother.
WHAT The F? Hillary was like, Calm, and Not a fucking Bitch.
BORING.
Why didn’t they fight?
Why didn’t they yell at eachother. ?
Obama Showed himself to be Presidential, and well spoken, and once again talked around policy and people love it.
Clinton is ahead and but Obama is catching up because people hate that fucking bitch, come on, He is totally gonna win. Everyone loves him.
Now, I don’t know about that, Clinton is ahead cause people are stupid, and are just used to The Clintons.
BORING
I was expecting some tough talk and all we got was policy and a unified front against republicans. Pleh.
SNORING
GOD! When they were bashing eachother we had lots to talk about, but now they’re not, I don’t know what to do.!
I watched a re run of American Idol.
I turned it off and talked to my wife. That’s how bad it was.
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Written by Julie
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Friday, 01 February 2008 |
DEMOCRATIC DEBATE
Moderated by Wolf Blitzer
First off:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! A WOMAN AND A BLACK MAN.!! Holy fucking shit. I peed a little.
Oooh look…. Rob Reiner.
Oh by the way HOLY FUCKNG SHIT. !!!
OPENING STATEMENTS
OBAMA
Thank you. First of all lets suck up to Edwards. I hope all of you that would’ve voted for him will vote for me. Ok after 17 debates, we are now down to the 2 of us, and one of us, ME will be the next president of the US. I was friends with Hillary Clinton before this campaign and we’ll be friends after. So, look -- our country is in a shit hole, and we both want change, but do you want change from the past or to move into the future, meaning do you want The Clintons back in office. I don’t think so.
You want a good looking, young, inspirational speaker, who walked the streets of Chicago and organized and worked with poor people getting them jobs. You want me. NEW. not ol’ oldy over there.
CLINTON
On Jan 20th, 2009, a new president will be voted in, and on day one there will be a stack of crap that Bush has left for us to deal with, then that stack of crap will be given to the new President who will either know what to do with it or will Be Barack Obama. As President I’ll know exactly what do with that Crap stack. And let me just suck up to Edwards’s people for a moment myself. Thank you, and remember I have 35 years of experience. I have Worked for Children’s rights, Healthcare, Hangin’ out in the White House while my husband, fucked everything, I became a senator, My whole life has been public service. I am ready for this job, and I want to say to the world, yes this bitch became President. You think this is more of the same? I don’t remember a woman in the white house? Do you?
QUESTION 1
When most voters look at you – what do you consider the biggest policy difference between you?
CLINTON
First off remember that we may have differences but there are profound differences between the democrats and the republicans. We hope tonight that no matter what you think of us, that you’ll vote for either of us as The Republicans truly are a bunch of evil shitbags, who would sell their own grandmothers for oil. But If you wanna know the little differences between us, I’m a woman and he’s Black. Then there’s this other stuff.
Universal healthcare
Moratorium on mortgages
Freeze interest rates for 5 years
How we approach foreign affairs – we have to be realistic and optimistic.
We do have serious threats, we need a full diplomatic effort, and I want conditions before meeting with the 5 most evil dictators in the world.
OBAMA
Let me also say that regardless of who you vote for though it should be me remember, The Republicans will eat you cause their cannibals, and we have pretty clear evidence that they’re aliens from the planet shitbag.
There are other differences like I’m Black and She’s a woman and small policy differences as well.
Healthcare – reducing costs, subsidies, Hillary believes that you have to force people to buy it.
Mortgage crisis – 10 billion dollar home foreclosure prevention fund. – not signed on to interest rates freeze.
Reduce influence of lobbyists and special interests in Washington.
Increase ethics proposals.
I don’t take federal lobbyists money
I was opposed to Iraq from the start.
Yes I’ll meet with Iran. And remember I was AGAINST the war form the start. AND you can give me the oval office now.
Question --- 2 ----- how are you gonna pay for the healthcare?
CLINTON
I’m gonna hold up Mccain and he’s gonna pay for it. No no, we’re gonna take 55 billion dollars in the rich tax cuts and get those back, then were gonna get the other 55 billion from the excess money that The Healthcare Industry makes and were gonna take back that.
OBAMA
Good one. Good One My friend. My good good good Friend. My pal, My good good good good Pal Hillary.
CLINTON
Thank you, you, Handsome svelt oddly airy talking man. Let’s go to the movies after this.
QUESTION: From Politico. I’m 38 years old and in my lifetime I have never been able to vote on a ticket that hasn’t had a Clinton or a Bush On it. Why should I vote for Clinton, AGAIN, and don’t you think it’s time we had someone new on there?
CLINTON
Well first off all, I’d like to remind people. I AM NOT MY HUSBAND. (Pointing to the mic) Is this thing on? Just make sure…Again Let me say – I AM NOT MY HUSBAND. I am my own person running for President and if you wanna get technical I didn’t start out as a Clinton, how about that? Does that Help? No? Ok, Fine, Fine, then just remember, IT took a Clinton to clean up the first Bush’s mess, and perhaps it’ll take another Clinton to clean up this one’s.
OBAMA
Really? DO I even need to say anything? Come on. Just give me the keys to the House.
QUESTION: The War. What The F You 2?
CLINTON:
I made a reasoned judgment. From my experience in the 90’s and the information I was given, I voted for Inspectors to go in, and I didn’t expect Bush to enact this kind of war, I mean I thought maybe a little something, but not this, I thought he wouldn’t do this, but he did and I was a chump, and now I look like an asshole.
OBAMA
See! Let me remind people. AGINST the war from the start, AGAINST. me. Keys Please.
WOLF BLITZER: Why can’t you just admit you made a mistake, and are you saying you were naive?
CLINTON
Fuck you Wolf Blitzer. What kind of Name is Wolf? Don’t fuck with me hairy man, I will take you down.
QUESTION: What makes you qualified to be the President?
CLINTON
I have experience. I am a woman, I know exactly what to do and here are all the detailed and fully thought out policies of how I am goin to do them. I have been trash mouthed, Shit talked, kicked around, set on fire, my husband fucks anything that moves, and here I am. I am like a God Damn Phoenix rising from the flames and I will conquer and take down those republican scum bugs unlike anything you have ever seen in your life. I am a tough broad who is goin to show the world that a lady can kick ass, and be sensitive and caring. I’m not made of stone for Christ’s sake. Look there’s Maxine Waters, She’s Black and she’s supporting me, Just reminding you. SO, I hope you’ll vote for me, and tune in to my Town Hall Monday night on The Hallmark Channel where If I am not President they’re pitching me a reality show about being a Lady Senator who’s husband cheats on her. Thank you.
OBAMA
I’m not a Clinton, DO I need to say anything else? Ok, Fine, I’m a new guy. I have experience. I have been in The Senate just a few years less than Hillary. I was AGAINST the War from Day one. Day One. So You wanna talk about being ready Day One, how about being RIGHT on Day one. I won’t go into a war I know is wrong, I won’t be swayed by lobbyists and corporate greed, I will surround myself with young, bright, knowledgeable people who can say no to me, and who can stand up and make me see that I can be wrong, even though I’ll never be wrong, cause I’ll be right from day one. Again,NOT a Clinton. Do I really even need to say anything else?
AND the 2 kids hug and laugh and we’re out. END.
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Written by Julie
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Thursday, 31 January 2008 |
FOR HILLARY.
FOR OBAMA.
The last several weeks I have been talking out loud and in my own brains about this conflicted and confused feeling I have over Obama and Clinton. Why does Obama sometimes annoy me? Why am I not voting for him? Why am I annoyed in general? Why am I still fat? Why, though I know Hillary is in the system do I want her.? Why when I know Obama is a better speaker, a better unifier, a younger, and more charismatic person, do I still go for her. And I think I’ve finally realized what it is.
I am for them both. But I am for Hillary Now and Obama in 8 years when Hillary has taken care of BIZZ ness.
I believe Hillary Clinton will fuck shit up. She has the balls of a sailor and the mouth to match, I believe she will get in to the white house and clean up the mess, and get our shit ready for teenager Obama who when all growed up, will be unstoppable I want to Say to Obama, GO baby GO! Keep on doing what you’re doing, keep on firing people up and in 8 years after some seasoning you’ll be all cooked and ready and Hillary will hand you this country for yours to give wings to.
I feel Like Hillary is ready now, and Obama just is not. But when we fight over them, and we do, and when My friends look at me like I am an asshole for voting for Hillary I am realizing that they’re mad at me because How Could I possibly be AGAINST this Angel named Obama? And AT first I thought Am I against him?, Could that be? How is that possible? I am the most idealistic person I know, I am all about Imagine all the people --- and though Obama is mostly for that sans the no religion part, It’s not that I am against him, I’m just for him later.
We are in a fight for our lives. This is an urgent desperate time for people who believe in progressive ideas and truly want equality and want this country to be everything it should and looks at this country as a member of the world not an individual bully taking everything for itself. People are passionate to an unrelenting degree and Obama speaks to the urgency in us, But so does Hillary. They just do it in different ways.
I want to say that I know she’s in the system. But so what? Does it bother me that Bill would be in the White house? Hell no!, Get him a sex room with a million interns for all I care. These people know what they’re doing. Hillary won’t take any shit, she will get shit done. She is ready. And so Am I.
So I say GO Barack! Keep on going. You rock. Your message is awesome, and I hope you’ll keep rocking it for the next 8 years when you will be president, but right now, Its Hillary’s time, and I’m tired of waiting.
PS.
I found this article forwarded to my by my coach Dani, and this is a better written and more articulated article on the Hillary/Obama debacle form an LGBT point of view.
http://www.advocate.com/exclusive_detail_ektid51483.asp
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